Autism by my Side

Autism By My Side
By: Furball
Thursday July 31, 2008

I am happily married because Autism has always been there for me. She
lies by my side while we stim on the soft, soft fur blanketing our
bed.

We get up in the morning and want to sleep in, but have to get up at
8:00 AM anyway.

There's the rutine she has me do where every morning for breakfast: a
half of bagel and cream cheese, milk for our pills, and occasionally
some yogurt.

We eat it happily; you see, She makes me pretty happy. We stim, make
sounds as a form of stimming. Yeah, Autism and I go great together I'd
say! We have fun playing together with action figures, barbies, and
Legos, but the Creater took the oppertunity to play with Legos away
since I went all the way blind in 2002 right 9 days after my 21st
birthday. Well, she still remained with me. That is Autism at its
purest! She will NEVER leave me in such NT-like ways. For she isn't
created that way.

So we have a lot of fun and here's the secret: rocking is a form of
stimming. We could sit in the rocking chair all day listening to CDs.
That I thank her for.

Yeah, She will be ever so faithful and will never under any
cercomstance leave me. We don't want to be torn apart by the
CONSPIRACY! Yep, I've been conspired away from friends, but this is
different. This means Autism Speaks and their holocaustic ideas to
separate others' autism away and leave them all alone.

Sad isn't it. Well with her by my side, I like being sad.

I don't have to worry about those social rules the NTs pull. NTs are
those of us who do not have Autism by their side, but they have
Neurotypicallity by their side. You see, many of these nice caring
people get the cureby virus and suddeny it's a big thing about
" curing" who we the people of the non-landed autistic nation have on
our side. Many of us are proudto have this wonder by our sides making
us extremely happy in some cases.

Yes, it is sadly true that some of us married to Autism want a
divorse. Maybe things aren't going to work out since their minds are
meant to be NT (neurotypical) instead of ND (neurodiverse) Well, they
would rather marry Neurotypicallity. They are who needs a cur- I mean
divorse.

Anyway, Autism and I lead a nice happy life together. She's been
around since I was just a premature by 3 months.

We got married (DXed) when I was 18. The year to get married I tell ya.

I am happilly married to Autism for life. We are so happy we'll have
many many anniverseries to come!

...and I am thankful for that.